Verfasst von: heplev Am: Februar 28, 2010
Maybe this helps explain some things – spelling lesson: The last 4 letters in “American”: I CAN The last 4 letters in “Republican”: I CAN The last 4 letters in “Democrats”: RATS
Verfasst von: heplev Am: Februar 12, 2010
Warum konnte die DDR nie Bananenrepublik werden?
Verfasst von: heplev Am: August 3, 2009
For those that don’t know about history … Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in [...]
Verfasst von: heplev Am: August 3, 2009
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. 4. USA Today [...]
Verfasst von: heplev Am: August 3, 2009
“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” –General Norman Schwartzkopf “We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” –Marge Simpson “As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.” –Jacques Chirac, President of France “As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” –Rush [...]
Verfasst von: heplev Am: August 3, 2009
Einigen Leuten würden Hüte ganz gut stehen: Verona Feldbusch ein Strohhut, Christian Ziege eine Pickelhaube… Rudi, wie nennt man in Holland Hüte? Käseglocke? (Mike Krüger in “Sieben Tage, sieben Köpfe”) Wo hat ein holländischer Hund sein Arschloch? Am anderen Ende der Leine! (Mike Krüger in “Sieben Tage, sieben Köpfe”) Wie nennt man ein holländisches Restaurant? [...]
