Schallendes Lachen


Posted on: Juli 27, 2009

Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn’t want any advice.

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created – because there was no Eve.

Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!

Q: Who was the straightest man in Genesis?
A: Joseph – he was a ruler.

Q: Why could Jona be eaten by  the big fish?
A: He was one of the „minor prophets“!

On the sixth day, G-d turned to the angel Gabriel….
„On this day, I shall create a magic land. It shall be called „Israel“. It will stand as holy. Its magnificence will be known the world over. I will choose to send to this land special people of goodness, intelligence and conviction, so the land shall prosper. I shall call these inhabitants Jews.“
„Pardon me, Lord“, asked Gabriel, „but aren’t you being too generous to these Jews?“
„Not really. Wait and see the neighbors I’m giving them.“


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