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The Middle East

Posted on: August 3, 2009

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
– The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
– The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
– The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
– The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
– The Russian – Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
– The Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
– The Palestinian – blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said: „Dubya, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner.“
Bush asked, „What was on the banner?“
Saddam responded, „It said Allah is God, God is Allah.“
Bush said: „You know, Saddam, I’m really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner.“
Saddam said: „What was on the banner?“
Bush replied: „I really don’t know…. I don’t read Hebrew.“

Question: Why does it not pay to play Monopoly with the palestinians?
Answer: Because they get all the Get Out of Jail Free cards.

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