Schallendes Lachen

Double Meanings

Posted on: August 15, 2009

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still going to be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
8. A hole has been found in the stadium wall. The police are looking into it.
9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‚You stay here; I’ll go on a-head.‘
11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‚Keep off the Grass.‘
13. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
14. A schoolboy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother asked how he was, a nurse said, ‚No change yet.‘
Later, the mother asked the boy why he swallowed the coins. He answered, „You said it was my lunch money.“

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