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A Blonde’s Year in Review – Jahresrückblick einer Blondine

Posted on: März 25, 2015

A Blonde’s  Year in Review

January 
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer!!!

March
Got  really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..
Box said ‚ 2-4 years!‘

April 
Trapped on escalator for hours …
Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….
8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing…….
Couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..
Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..
Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.

September   
The capital of California is ‚C’…..isn’t it???

October
Hate M & M’s…..They are so hard to peel.

November  
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days  …
Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn’t call 911.
‚Duh’…..there’s no ‚eleven‘ button on the stupid phone!!!

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