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A guide is schowing a group of Israeli tourists the world famous Niagara Falls. „I’ll bet you don’t have anything like that in Israel!“ said the tour guide.

„You are right, we don’t,“ said one Israeli. „But we’ve definitely got engineers who could fix it.“

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Chaim Yankel checked into a hotel for his first ever hotel stay. He goes up to his room and five minutes later, he calls the desk and says, „You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?“

The desk clerk says, „Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?“

Chaim Yankel says, „Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried, but it has a ‚do not disturb‘ sign on it.

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Chaim Yankel went to visit his dentist, Dr. Goldstein and sure enough, his candy habit had caught up to him.

Dr. Goldstein: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry – it will take just five minutes.

Chaim Yankel: And how much will it cost?

Dr. Goldstein: It’s $150.00.

Chaim Yankel: $150.00 for just a few minutes of work?!

Dr. Goldstein: I can extract it very slowly if you like

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