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In honor of today’s French election.
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, ‚Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.‘
‚I had no Monet …
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.‘
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I posted it here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse

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Subject: Travel Plans

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport. You have to be driven there. I have made several trips there thanks to my
Children, friends, family and work

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable. I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!  At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART!

You can do your bit by remembering to send this e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

From one unstable person to another, I hope everyone is happy in your head – we’re all doing pretty well in mine!

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Meldung in Bezirksblättern der Steiermark:

Oesis_Gehsteig+Hagel

Wem fällt’s auf?

 

Nach dem, was da steht haben die Wildoner mit ihren Schneeschaufeln die Gehsteige beseitigt und den Hagel liegen lassen!
Weiß der Geier, wie die das geschafft haben die Gehsteige unter dem Hagel hervorzuholen… 🙂

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